My whole childhood was a lie
So that song that goes
“This is the story of a girl,
Who cried a river&drowned the whole world”
Is actually called absolutely
Tracks
(Source: pleatedjeans)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet
my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN
24601% DONE
24601
they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
(Source: jewlzz23)
finally an option that fits me
Maroon√25
imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car
like what would you do
have a playdate of my own
(Source: lastnope)
