WELCOME, GOOD FRIENDS

pelvic-thrusting-dolphins:

What if people sweat peas and you had to sweat out a certain amount of peas each month so you could mail that in to government officials and that was like, taxes?

cokestream:

* seductively flips leg hair* 

pelvic-thrusting-dolphins:

No but imagine if frogs had wings, they would probably be coated in mucus or some frog shit like that

meladoodle:

bologna is a fucked up word

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

homewreckingwhore:

thebabbagepatch:

when you try your best

but you don’t succeed

lilyfanciesprongs:

misterpornographic:

ayehchai:

invaderphantom0104:

I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS. 

C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D

HOLD UP  THAT AINT OKAY

you go female Whovians.

Damn straight 

shalrath:

this websites attitude towards people who simply didnt know something is probably more toxic than anything in the vicinity of 100 meters from the chernobyl nuclear factory wreck

lovelynobody00:

victorianladybird:

In my head, all of the fandoms are part of some massive, crazy family.

The tough, but loving and protective older brother:

The crazy kid brother, who still loves playing pretend:

The vaguely psychotic middle child that the parents keep locked away in the attic:

this makes me happy

epic-humor:

forever-pretty-awkward:

ciatlin:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

LOOK WHAT I MADE

i fucking snorted oh mY GOD

This is the most amazing thing oh my God

 

michichichi:

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

IT GOT EVEN BETTER!

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

violettevirus:

the-sea-is-free:

this—too—shall—pass:

deathagainstthelights:

all-that-sheeran:

people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….

this is the blog im giving out now.

^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR